It has only taken me nearly 15 years to do this.
I bought a little hi-viz tabard for Her Maj. It arrived in the post yesterday and we put it on her immediately.
There was a bit of herrumphing but once I showed BeAnne just how much it cost and told her she looked not dissimilar to Kim Kardashian in a tankini, she soon warmed to the idea.
The New Rule – BeAnne will wear it all day especially as this time of year she is prone to buggering off when no one is looking on her endless search for bunny rabbitses. And, as Her MaJ is the same colour as most of her surroundings, she can be very difficult to spot.
After nearly 15 years, I am bored of scattering my family to the four corners looking for a slightly moving rock or lump of mud.
And now, after 15 years, we can see where she’s buggering off to!
Meanwhile, the first snowdrops are out and I saw an oyster-catcher on my travels. Spring is considering making an appearance! Yay.