It’s that time of the year – when rams will be rams and the hill rams have started hanging around outside our gate and perimeter fence looking hopeful.
These days the words “absolutely no’ and “over my dead body” are frequently said.
Obviously the Boyzens are not interested.
But, sadly, two Girlzens are a bit too interested, if you ask me.
And also sadly, the Boyzens are utterly useless at defending their GIrlzen’s honour!
So, I made a decision and constructed a very efficient and zappy electric fence at nose sniffing and, hopefully any other part of active anatomy, height!
It is very effective. I also have a spare fully-charged 12v battery on stand-by. Zap!!!
I may possibly not be the most popular person in this flock but I do not want my Girlzens to get knocked up. Little lambs are not on our agenda.
So far, the fence is working it’s magic and the hill rams are now staying well away so the Girlzens have no interest either and just mooch off down the hill, far away from the Evil Outside World to join the hopeless boys.
Thems are the rules in this house. No little lambs, please.