I am getting my arse into gear for potential Shetland visitors to meet the Minions and the “famous” ladies, Fivla and Vitamin – thems from the ad campaign when they wore those sweaters.
I have finally found a very reasonable insurance company who can offer public liability insurance for anyone who wants to come into the field or stand outwith, which is good news.
I have emailed all the Shetland tour companies with some enthusiastic results (and some ‘interesting’ ones too). Anyway, I have decided to give it a year and see how we go.
I have to check the ponies daily and it is always lovely to introduce them to interested folk.
I am busy designing a DL sized leaflet to distribute to the tourist office and other places but I may have to actually kill someone now as I am fighting with f&*$-ing Photoshop Elephants due to the fact I never use it unless I have to so have forgotten how it works, even the basics.
Can I extend a background at the bottom or the top? Can I? Can I? Can I hell……
Can I get the wording in a visible colour? Can I? Can I? Again, Can I hell……
I am becoming, or have become, hysterical and am beginning to hate the whole wretched idea. I am now listening to Mahler. Nuff said.
(if anyone has any expertise with Photoshop or similar and can help me, please let me know. I will forever be in your debt and will happy send you a pony of your choice in the post by return in exchange).
Also, if you can think of better wording, please say. I am losing the will to live over this.
(the reverse – which I like)
Also, will I be sued by Universal for using the word ‘Minion’?
Fer cryin’ out loud! How difficult can it all be.






























































