To live here, a sense of humour is essential.
Similar hair helps too. Team with the theme.
You must be able to give hugs when asked.
And be able to listen if needed.. All the Minions like to chat, hug and be kissed. That is obligatory.
If someone needs to sit on your knee, they just want their bum scratched.
No one would ever kick you so just accept your fate gracefully (and laugh in the face of adversity.).
You are not allowed to miss anyone out.
So, to re-cap you must love animals. It is mandatory, probably even The Law.
And you must give everyone kisses.