I spent my morning sorting and pricing my Lovely Things using Google on my phone saying “Ebay or jumble?” and then asking the price. It is actually a very easy method and hopefully one that will reap rewards on Sunday, the day of the local Jumble Sale where I have a table.

So of course now I am going around saying “Ebay or jumble?” to absolutely everyone I meet. Pepper says she is jumble because Google AI got very prissy about live animals for sale on Ebay and has never heard of a joke. So jumble it is for the little Pepperpot.

I was also tasked with the dog-walk in sleet, hail and freezing rain plus the end of a vicious northerly gale. It was truly horrible and no one enjoyed it. The boys were around.

Note how the only one with a rug on, aka Tiddles, has ownership of the wee shed.

Anyway, Albie the question is are you Ebay or jumble? Probably Ebay.

And Newt, what are you – Ebay or jumble?

Obviously jumble.

Silver? Ebay. He is a better class of pony obviously.

Tiddles? Debatable. Either really. I think Ebay because of his posh rug.

And I found Waffle found behind a dry-stone wall quietly eating long grass that no one had found. Definitely jumble.

I have a lot of rubbish to get rid of. I wonder if the house will look any emptier for my efforts?
