This is not the face (or double chin) of an Angel.

This is very probably evil.

Wicked.

Mean – definitely mean. Monster lies in wait to rugby tackle Her Maj on a regular basis.

Sadly, he is very good at his job. He obviously practices with earth. I have no idea why, either.

And now I have irrefutable evidence that my car is not safe. I would put money on that Monster has tampered with my brakes. I have always said this and I now I have all the proof I need.

OH’s car remains, of course, untouched. Well it would, wouldn’t it? He loves OH with what can only be described as rather creepy hero worship.

Her Maj would never meddle with my car – mostly because she is too *** cough *** rotund to get under it!
This is her “Who me?” face.

And Her Maj is my best girl. I cut her claws today so she hates me now too.

Off to eat worms with Lambie. Now he loves me (ok, tolerates)!































