Me: Right, chaps, I want all of you to stand together and smile for a photo, please.
Me: Yes, Iacs, that’s a lovely smile.
Me: Haakon, do you smile?
Haakon: Not really.
Me: Ok, well, here’s a good opportunity. The morning light is gorgeous and, if you all stood in a line and looked magnificent, that would be good. We can forget the smiling.
Me: And there we go, that’s perfect.
Me: Don’t move, one more. Nope, too late. Thanks, Kolka.
Me: Yes, Iacs, I can see you’re still practising.