You know that idea I had about letting visitors meet the Minions?
Yer, that one (my blog post about my great idea).
Well, it can’t happen. I can’t get public liability insurance for this venture. No one can go in their field accompanied by myself.
Today, I was putting eye ointment in Newt and Fivla’s eyes (they go gooby in the wind) when some nice visitors from Switzerland stopped their car to watch me.
They got out of their car to take photos of the ponies and we got chatting.
I tried out my best school French and they replied in much better English.
They also showed me photos of their Bernese Mountain dog and we instantly bonded as we used to have one called Lotte, many years ago.
I am sad that insurance companies see my Minions as a “High Insurance Risk”.
I tried to do this the right way. I was honest but it is not possible.
So that’s it.
No visitors for Minions chats allowed because my “High Risk” ponies are gonna eat you.
I think this is about as “high risk” as we get, to be perfectly honest.
Nuff said. I tried. The world’s loss.