This morning I found these two having a chat through the wire fence – Newt and Gussie.

But Newt wandered off into the field because I had opened the gate so Gussie occupied his time eating an electric fence insulator instead.

I told him this was not his greatest idea.

So he told me that today he would mostly be wearing the hay bale.

Oh, Gussie.  He does make me laugh.  Such a huge character full of curiousity, no boundaries with the other sheep (he drives ‘Bert mad by ignoring him) and regularly walks in front of me so I trip up.

See? In front of me.  What to do?  Little Gus-Gus will probably take over the world just by his pure determination and derring-do (or bloody mindedness).

So how is Tiddles, I hear you ask?

It has been eight days since I received the disappointing news that his blood sugars were off the charts and that his life had to change, bigly time.

I cut out everything. We went back to basics – 50g sugar beet with a handful of chaff divided into two of the world’s smallest meals, or so Tiddles tells me.  Nothing else.  No painkillers (hidden sugar), no TurmerAid (hidden Alfalfa), no other types of food (alfalfa and hidden molasses ffs) etc.  All stopped.  No more.

And I can see a change.

A huge change. My old Tiddles has come back – that would be the one with the silly-billy sense of humour.

He won’t let me catch him, he giggles and buggers off if he can and, best of all, he is playing.  This is original version of Tiddles, not the depressed miserable little chap who I have seen these past few months.

Tiddles goes outside to play with his friends during daylight hours and is back inside when it gets dark.  The field has very little – just pickings and this routine seems to be working. We have the farrier on Tuesday and repeat blood tests on Wednesday, so then I will know if we are really on the correct path.  I really hope so.

I have also put all the other Shetland ponies (except Fivla and Vitamin) on this harsh regime as needs must.  My plan is that the extra weight is off before Spring.  Meanwhile Newt remains determinedly in his woolly mammoth phase.  He may have lost weight. It is hard to tell.

What is that yellow shiny thing in the sky that gives us light and some heat? A wonderful, if rare, sight.

And being Saturday, it was flute duets with Mandy, or as we like to say, two arguing sparrows because that’s what we sound like.

Pepper came into my shed too.  It’s Her Job and I gave her a box of assorted dog chews, telling her to pick one for her afternoon’s entertainment.

Monster hovered about outside unhelpfully trying to decide whether to come inside or not.

Pepper took her time choosing her treat.  The perfect afternoon treat.

Every single one was examined, tested and carefully thought about.

And her choice was made, actually two choices, but I let that go (the hoof thing behind was also an old one).

Monster eventually decided to come in too, which was nice as I could then shut the door.

He mooched around being annoying and then demanded to go outside, having created his usual chaos.

Pepper ate most of her snacks and nodded off feeling slightly full, while us sparrows continued to argue (and drink tea and play Mozart, Haydn, Faure relatively adequately, though we did have moments of sounding almost good).

I do love a Saturday afternoon.

This is Pepper’s “spot” in our house today!  I was not thrilled as that glass shade on the oil lamp is very fragile.

I told her this.

But Pepper replied that it was nice and sunny and she could see everything.  So then I told her I was going out for the day as I had a dentist appointment in town.  See ya!

Oh dear.  Pepper was not happy and I hate seeing her a) plotting her egress and b) knowing she will succeed.

So I decided to take her with me.  The journey into town was not great as Pepper couldn’t see out and she wanted to look at everything.

But once we got there, we had a good time on the street.

I topped up my sheep field and gave Pepper to a random (but kind) stranger who sort of agreed to take her lead while I completed the necessary sheep-selling invoice/delivery note.

More walking down the street and we visited a few shops, with me asking first if dogs were allowed.  At the Cancer Research charity shop, I bought 2 large cushions.

Then Tesco’s, with a quick walk up and down on the grass, which she loved.  Lots of smells, etc.

Then the dentist (the waiting room) – ugh!

And home with Pepper sitting on her two newly acquired cushions, much happier because she could see out and watch everything all the way back!

Pepper is spark out now, fast a-bye-bye’s as her whole day was exhausting with so much to see and do.  It was lovely having such an enthusiastic companion.

Monster went away first thing to the vet (again) for his dental procedure and the house instantly felt very odd without him.  I didn’t like it.

So, I decided that I didn’t want to be at home and took the horsevan to town to buy a round bale of hay and a few other things.  That took all morning.

I definitely know that Ted and Pepper missed Monster very much.  I mean, who is going to tell them what to do and where to go (and yes Ted’s right eye is not very good – he had just had his treatment for dry eye which is now three times a day).

So later, while OH was fetching Monster home after his surgical ordeal, I did my afternoon/evening chores…..

…. while constanty looking at the road in the distance for OH’s car headlights.  I needed to know Monster was coming home.

And he’s is just home now and seems ok.  He instantly said he was hungry so I gave him something to eat and he is much happier.

And now everyone else can breathe a sigh of relief too.

I’ve taken off the leg bandage and am delighted to say that Monster has put on 0.3kg in a week!  That’s my boy and the antibiotics are finished, so that’s another ordeal over and done with too.

“We will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway.” – D. Adams