Nothing Ever Happens

A grot day outside (rain showers, fog and windy) so, after horse and pony feeding and checking, I spent most of it indoors.

After lunch, I vacated to my shed to make another, to go with all the rest, sheeple plus have a nice cup of tea.  I like to think I have some peace and quiet too.

As ever, I took the dogs with me, so the peace and quiet quickly left.

And Pepper hopped up and down saying “I’m bored. Are we there yet? I’m still bored!”

So once one sheeple was made (and then in again after supper to make another as I can’t keep up with demand), I took the dogs out after their tea for a good run.

We were watched by the Old Men who happened to be loitering with most definite intent.

Ted almost caught a rabbit. He just didn’t know what to do when he had it and Pepper ran about doing her bouncy part-meerkat, part dog thing.

The Old Men frisked me for food. I had none.  They told me I was nothing to them.

So now I am thinking as my life has calmed down, there really is no point in this blog and maybe I should give it up as hopefully nothing ever happens.  Ever again.

Name That Flower!

Lambie was having one of his “moments”. He said the midges were bad.  They weren’t but he was having none of it and had taken himself off to sulk at me.

So I took the dogs for a walk in the field and decided to look for my favourite plant – sundew.  Many years ago it grew in my field and I wanted to see if I could find it again.

While I was looking, I took photos of the plants I could find with the help of my trusted companion, Pepper. Ted had long since gone home by now.

So here goes…. (and apologies as I am bound to get some wrong in my identification)

Bog Asphodel (Narthecium ossifragum)

Devil’s-bit Scabious (Succisa pratensis)

It’s been a very good year for this flower.

Marsh Willowherb (Epilobium palustre)

Cross-leaved Heath (Erica tetralix)

Heather (Calluna vulgaris)

Tormentil (Potentilla erecta)

Selfheal (Prunella vulgaris)

Autumn Hawkbit (Leontodon autumnalis)

Eyebright (Euphrasia officinalis)

Possibly Common Chickweed (Stellaria media) ?

Some kind of lichen?

A nice green plant that had droplets of water! You can see I am now giving up on the educating front.

And, yes, I found Lambie’s midges but they weren’t biting.  The wind was beginning to blow.

Upon my return, I went and told Lambie it was safe to be in a field. He said he didn’t believe me.

I never saw the sundew but Pepper and I had a nice time looking for it.

Noseys That Need Kissing

It’s like they know.

Noseys need kissing.

Even Lambie’s.

And he has an added Winning Smile.

Edna was very chatty today.

And then there are the followers…..

The Old Men had come up 14 hours early for their breakfast.

Seriously, guys, why can’t you be here for 8.30 a.m?  Is it too much to ask? Apparently yes!

Harrel followed me home.

And yes I dished out Animal Crackers to those that needed them (aka ‘Bert – he needs them like I need to breathe!)  It would be mean to say no.

The Great White Hunter

Some days Monster is around and yesterday was such a day.  Having finished my chores (horse/pony feeding and checking), I made myself a cup of coffee and took it outside with me to enjoy the Shetland “summer”.

It was a lovely day but a brisk wind. I couldn’t decide if I was hot or cold.

But we all settled back and enjoyed the sunshine.  A rare occurrence these days, it seems.

After lunch, the dogs had an excellent game together with Monster watching on.

He was interested but happy not to join in.  Ted has made a huge difference in Pepper’s life and Monster is mostly off the hook now in the entertaining Pepper department.

I made my usual sheep in the afternoon – I try to make two a day (one in the afternoon, and one in the evening – I just can’t keep up with demand which is wonderful, if exhausting).

For sitting quietly all afternoon, while I work, I rewarded everyone with a walk in Clothie, the five acre croft.

And obviously Monster came too.

I call this “The Great White Hunter”.

He mostly hunts in his head (shouting as he goes) and rarely bothers to drag anything home.

And I call this “Totally Knackered after the Hunting”!

Great cat, great dogs.  I am very lucky.

Guys!

Me:  Ok, ok, I have brought your ruddy buckets. Thank you for walking over the stream rather than coming up the hill and saving me the hike.  You’re welcome.

Old Men:  (muffled as stuffing faces) You’re welcome!

Me: (thinking and definitely not out loud) We are looking “well” for this time of year.  Possibly a bit too “well”, *** cough *** fat!

Me:  Haakon, don’t steal Bibble’s food, please!

Haakon:  Why?

Me: Because then he will steal your’s.  Duh!

Me:  Hey, guys, here’s a thought…. why don’t you walk up the hill for me at breakfast time and save me the trip?

Haakon:  Hey, Bibble, why don’t we?

Bibble: I don’t know (Jeeesus, you can almost see the lightbulb!)

So what do they do?  They both follow me up the hill!

Me:  Seriously, guys, you could’ve just done that in the first place saving me the hike down the hill to give you your buckets.

But then again that’s why I have horses.  So I can walk endlessly around fields with buckets looking for animals to feed!