I try and get out most days with my avant-lunch cup of coffee to sit in the garden, listen to Classic FM, soak up my Vitamin D, while enjoying the peace and quiet that is my life and catch up on my emails.

And then Monster decided to sit next to Ted. Possibly not his best move.

I told him this so he snuggled in and Ted was appalled. I don’t blame him.

Briefly, it was lovely.

But Ted swiftly left and Monster gave that smug sigh that said he had achieved.

There were looks of total disgust and I felt Ted’s pain but nothing I can do. I am Switzerland in all this – ie, neutral.

Then Monster moved off to seek a more comfortable bed.

So Pepper and Ted took over the garden seat (with me).

It was a hot day, for Shetland. None of us are used to this. Pepper over-heated on her garden seat and joined Monster, blocking out his sun.

Meanwhile, I drank my coffee and listened to Classic Fm in a Switzerland sort-of style!




































