Food buckets for all, wherever they are.
There is a lot of lugging, I can tell you. I find everyone a quiet spot to eat – so important and I can relate to that.
And then, after my well-earned breakfast (porridge, thank you for asking), I go out armed with my bucket and walking stick to poo-pick the track.
Tiddles, of cousre, had designs on my walking stick. I said no. It is too valuable to lose to his gallumphingness.
As it was a fine morning, I gave myself a rest and sat down on a rock for a chat with anyone who wanted to talk.
My dear little Tiddles was first up.
Silver was busy quickly learning there was nothing but old poo and some rubber gloves in my bucket. Slim pickings.
And then Albie appeared by my side.
My two little needy boys, who of course I adore.
But Tiddles was not prepared to share his Muzzah.
It’s funny how Newt and Waffle don’t give a damn today.
But everyday is different.
I am always surprised anyone wants to talk to me considering how I refuse them endless food (but never love).
I spent the rest of my morning thinning down the track. Originally I was much more generous but watching them now, I realise that ship has sailed, left the harbour and probably sunk so I put everything back to the original track of misery and nothingness. Cruel to be kind.
Still, there are lots of blugga-flooers (marsh marigolds) to pick through. No one ever eats them.
I have no idea why, but they grow everywhere. Googled – apparently they are poisonous so fair do’s to those who really don’t eat them.