Excuse me, but I just happened to be in the area.
And I was wondering if there is anywhere with a good game on?
Folk the same height – so it makes life easier. You know what I mean.
You do? Really? Yourself? But how will I reach?
Oh, I see, you stand on a hill.
And then I can bite your face and you can bite me back.
Yes, yes, I think that works fine.
Oh, and you have a friend too. Excellent.
Shetland ponies are very resourceful.